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Painfully not funny. Sad to see so many talented comedic performers in such junk. Dom DeLuise did his best; but, the script itself is so bad it is nearly impossible to ride over.
I have to confess I did not finish this movie. In fact, I did not even get to the point where Johnny Depp rises from the grave. Michelle Pfeiffer walked through her part and said her lines as if she were asleep the entire time, not bothering to wake up when stepping before the cameras. There was a total lack of commitment or care on her part. If she didn't care, why should we? Carolyn Stoddard as ...